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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 02:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Your ketchup will see you now: Solid-phase properties reveal when yield stress fluids start to flow - Phys.org

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Seahawks coach sounds off on ‘crazy’ Sam Darnold QB controversy after $100 million star’s rough practice - New York Post

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Earth’s Magnetic Field Failed 41,000 Years Ago – The Catastrophic Event That Altered Human Evolution Forever - Indian Defence Review

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

‘We Were Right’: Leaked Medical Report Says Boxer Who Beat Up Women At Olympics Is A Man - The Daily Wire

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

No way

Why is North Korea a jail?

Just Forget it!

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Doritos, Cheetos, M&Ms and other popular snacks will soon have warning labels in Texas - KHOU

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Scientists develop 'mosquito STD' to combat malaria - Phys.org

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Still no good.

What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?